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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …